"Doggy Style"

Sometimes i think to myself,"it cant get any dumber than this" but then someone comes along and proves me wrong. i'm walking home from the local corner store with my beloved caffeine fix and a kid in a truck with some girls in the back... the kid,obviously trying to prove his "manhood" to these girls proceeds to yell at me from his car that he wants to...how do i put this...."relations" with an animal. Guys listen to me...the worst possible way to impress a woman is to make her feel like shes got to compete with sparky down the street licking his butt. Do yourselves a favor SHUT UP! you're obviously desperate beyond repair to put yourself out on the line as a bestialist, what if shes not into that? what if she IS into it?!?! then you're waist deep into pile heaping dog treats and for what?! to prove something to a girl who wont remember you're name in two weeks because everyone will know you as doggy boy?? well guess what you proved that you're an idiot "doggy boy"!