OK so i got a joke for you all today! Man drives his car into a bar.... OK fine its not a joke it really happened.
In Madison county,Illinois a man drove his car through the front of a bar and out the back and came to a halt against a picnic table in the rear of the bar. police believe the man was drunk and surprisingly no one was injured during the accident.
Now in this mans defence, I don't believe he was drunk, i mean come on he hadn't even got to the bar yet!! maybe he was just to impatient to park? After a long day of drinking sometimes you just need a nightcap to take the edge off i suppose.
The real hero of the story was the picnic table, the guy was driving a FORD ESCORT and drove THROUGH A BUILDING and this brave little table saved all the happy little alcoholics from near destruction, YAY!!! Honestly had the owner put the table in front of the bar the whole incident could have been avoided, ITS FREAKING SUPER TABLE SERIOUSLY!
The moral of the story,surprisingly isn't don't drink and drive cause that's safe remember? the true moral of the story is to stockpile tables in from of our houses in light of the Toyota-Prius uprising and truly protect ourselves from the motor vehicle uprising that becomes more and more evident every day.
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This is hilarious and sooo true!!! Thats so strange that table would stop the car....lol I need to get some!!
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