OK peeps, remember waaaaay back on my VERY FIRST blog, when i said id be making dead baby seal jokes as much as possible?? Well this isn't one of them, ITS EVEN BETTER!!!! I have found a site that sells piggy banks...real ones, made from REAL PIGLETS!!!!! HOW FREAKING AWESOME IS THAT?!?! I want one so bad that i'm willing to go club a piglet to death right now! no joke there at all, I have a nice aluminum baseball bat with the phrase "hippy punk slap" written in magic marker on it saved specifically for occasions like this.
in the companies defense, they aren't killing piglets just to make these awesomely creepy money savers, they only use piglets that have died of natural causes ( how disappointing), but thats not quelling the hippy outrage.
these things aren't cheap either, they cost $4,000!!!! and take about a year to make, but the wait is well worth it if you love bacon that much :D
It looks like something a dog would hump.
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